grimlock:

a couple of my terrible galvatron headcanons that i must share

  • Galvatron has a sweet tooth!
  • He’s developed a pretty high pain tolerance because of all the stuff with unicron, and while he feels the pain still of course, he’ll basically pretend he doesn’t specifically to spite whoever is making him feel that way.
  • If he doesn’t know specifically who is making him feel in pain, he’ll think it’s unicron first.
  • if someone like, stabbed him with like, a spear, he wouldn’t let himself express pain, but he would look that person in the eye, with a straight face, and pull the spear out and throw it back
  • if something can be described as a power move, there’s a reasonable chance that galvatron would do it
  • galvatron would enjoy eurobeat- and really, a lot of songs with really really high bpm (and probably also nightcore as well)
  • He’s hot. Like, literally hot. Hugging him would be like hugging a warm water bottle for a Cybertronian (but probably be deadly for humans 😦 )

Unicronian headcanons

transformers-extrication:

  • Cyclonus has a chance of sneezing acid. Given Unicron had the ability to expel acidic gas it’s likely all three possess acidic properties somehow but Cyclonus uses it more often albeit accidentally.
  • Galvatron initially regretted killing Starscream a lot, then he possessed Cyclonus and now he’s not so guilty.
  • Scourge and the Sweeps claws are pink all the way through.
  • Galvatron lives with chronic pain.
  • Cyclonus has been trying to practice with his hypnotic powers but hasn’t seen a major improvement.
  • The trio are full of ‘chaos energy’ which allows momentary bending of the rules of reality in strange ways, however, it has never been of any actual use to them besides odd needless things.
    Soundwave encourages them to try and control the energy and use it to their advantage as it would be a powerful weapon but none have been able to control it to any extent.
  • Chocolate makes normal Cybertronians sick but Galvatron is fond of it, especially coating oil barrels with it, however, chocolate makes Scourge feel sick just from the smell alone.
  • Cyclonus is actually fond of music from the Earth bands Lordi and Rammstein.
  • They are considered a trine by other Cybertronians but have never really referred to themselves as such.
  • Galvatron has human DNA as part of his make up.
  • Scourge and the Sweeps groom themselves like cats.
  • Cyclonus’s mouth is like a living bear trap he can take limbs with a strong enough bite.
  • Galvatron is the only one who cannot perform quadrupedal locomotion in his ‘robot’ mode however he can in his alt mode.
  • Cyclonus is the only one who does not have ‘paw pads’ but he does have a flatter portion to his thumbs not present on his other fingers.
  • Sometimes when the pain gets too extreme and the breakdown strips him of control Galvatron will shriek and beg Unicron to stop hurting him falsely believing it’s the dark god assaulting him again.
  • Scourge once fended off a entire Autobot platoon by managing to trick them into thinking the hairball he was coughing up was him actually using some secret weapon.
  • The Decepticons rumour that stepping on a Sweep’s tail is 7 cycles bad luck.
  • Rodimus has lept on the back of Galvatron’s alt mode for a wild game of buckaroo.
  • The eyes on Galvatron’s cannon do not blink, not even when it functions as his ‘head’ in his alt mode.
  • The cockpit of Cyclonus’s alt mode can sweat. This was only discovered when the source of a vile stench was pinpointed as coming from him and upon opening his cockpit it spilt copious amounts of pungent stale ‘sweat’.
  • Galvatron is a jack-of-all-trades. Mostly because no one tells him what he can and can’t do, which has lead him to earnestly learn about, and how to do, many different and interesting things. Yes, this has been used against him (IE “Bet you can’t fight the Dinobots on your own” “LIKE HELL I CAN’T” )
  • Scourge talks to Ravage in ‘meows’, neither understand the other but they do it anyway.
  • Scourge smells like burnt cheese somehow, Cyclonus smells like the ocean and Galvatron smells like baked goods.
  • None of them are stupid, they’re all pretty intelligent. It just became very obvious after a while of living with them that Unicron wiped “unnecessary” parts of their mind, for example, one of their first rebellious moments against Unicron, during the Unicron wars, was teaching themselves how to read.

Gonna tweak the design of Extriverse Rupture and Paradrox, they may be techno-organic wierdo’s but I still want to remove the superfluous parts of their design and transformation.

And also work on their helms to make sure they’re not… y’know “undrawable” so their heads may get a tweak too.