When you see series you hate and it fills you with that angry spite-fueled motivation to do your own thing about the thing.

But then you realise you got so much in the way of timeline tweaking, character work, plot placements you can’t but you still REALLY WANT TO…

Finally designed a self-insert/’sona (Who is NOT an actual Prime) and this is they. Info under the cut.

REAL name: TeaSpoon.

Fake name: Modimus Prime.

Race: Junkion.

Faction:
Junkions are neutral albeit Autobot favourable, Modimus is more Decepticon-sided however is fine to visit either sides base due to minimal threat posed.

Weapon:
The handle and front wheel of her alt mode can be swung as a club, the wheel can become energised to fire off a small blast or have more melee power.

Alt. Mode: A MaxVac GL100 rubbish vacuum.

History:

Not much to say, Moddi was a fine Junkion digging through scraps and garbage when needed (Or when she stopped procrastinating) with her scooping claws and watching Televisual broadcasts in her spare time finding favour of those from the UK explaining the alt mode.

A chance encounter with the Decepticons when their leader appeared had her enamoured she quickly changed her colour scheme and followed them back to Chaar.

No one’s quite sure what she does besides hang out, bother them, watch youtube, doodle and occasionally go back to Junk or other planets but she’s… well she’s there…

She pesters the top dogs of Decepticon command mostly, and is usually nearby either Galvatron, Cyclonus or Scourge all of whom she affectionately calls “my boys/bois” It’s a flaming miracle none of them have killed her for her obnoxiously adoring attitude to them but she clings to them regardless.

Extra/Misc:

  • The tail stretches so it varies in length depending on use/motion.
  • She procrastinate’s too much to be considered a threat so she’s allowed on Cybertron
  • If I wasn’t such a lazy artist she’d bare the Decepticon logo on her stomach hatch and the Junkion logo on her ‘backpack’.
  • Her stomach hatch (or occasionally referred to as ‘pouch’) opens up into the ‘bin’ on her alt mode however it is actually her subspace storage and has produced items one would not believe fit in through the hatch and has far too much stuff in it (think TFA Wreck-Gar’s endless backpack).
  • The name Modimus Prime started as a “mod tag” on my Transformers-themed blog for, well, moderator posts, and thus became the name for her. She is in no way a Prime and has no ranking.

Many people might know but I am not a fan of IDW, not at all, BUT seeing a post or two on one character has convinced me.

Whirl is 95% likely to show up in the Space Vagabonds AU to be a li’l shit and make Cyclonus wonder why he hasn’t thrown him out an air lock yet.

So hey, everyone remember the Garbage Guts headcanon well here’s a EXTRA PART for you!

Galvatron, Cyclonus, Scourge AND the Sweeps have an extra lining to the backs of their mouths something that remains soft and rubbery but becomes hard and sharp when consuming something… ‘troublesome’.
It looks just like the inside of a leatherback turtles mouth.

So you look down Galvatron, Cyclonus, Scourge

‘s mouth and it’s dental units, glossa, AND THEN THIS

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Bonus thought:
At the base of their throats is included a garbage disposal-like grinder that ensures whatever matter they consume is crushed down for processing no matter what it is, living or dead, befitting of beings created by the great devourer Unicron.

It took flaming forever but I finally realised today I accidentally predicted part of the ending to RiD15

Swindle mentions that Cyclonus was friends with Steeljaw in the Space Vagabonds AU until something either made them drift apart or fall out.

End of RiD15 and there’s a disagreement leading Steeljaw to betray Cyclonus, so they were allied until they fell apart!

Of all the things to predict a throwaway line in a AU…