Tag: transformers

More stories where Galvatron’s just a big ass troll whose goal it is to piss off the world around him.

Got created, beaten and abused then dumped in a pit of plasma that gave him brain damage. So he’s rightfully pissed off at the universe and is gonna go down in history as the fucker who gave the middle finger to everyone.

Okay so here’s the ‘my style’ coneheads haha featuring Dirge!

Uh I don’t have a load of headcanons so most of the ones below cut are more referring to differences between coneheads and the other kind of seeker.

  • They have a “megatooth” at the front of their mouths, which is just their front dental units merged to create one big ‘beak’ tooth. 

  • Coneheads are very proud of their ‘beak’ and do not like people mocking it. Though they can peck you pretty hard with it haha.

  • Just like other seekers they use their wings to emote.

  • Their wing-tails have a couple joints on them, this goes towards emoting and to help them sit and move about in places their tail would get in the way.

  • Coneheads are more prone to chirping than other seekers.

  • Yes, they too can move on all fours and hop like a birdy.

  • Oh wait, I do have one idea regarding the characters: Dirge is probably that guy who is comically unlucky.

“We are honored to make you a part of our team Galvatron, remember as you wear this badge you are a member of our family. We are all here for each other and you, we shall never abandon you… remember, you’re safe from Megatron now, we will protect you” Optimus Prime beamed at the newest addition to their group, clasping his servos to his shoulder struts, “I mean it.”